Baseball’s Beautiful Absurdity: 15 Plays That Shouldn’t Be Possible

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Imagine standing at the plate; anything could happen. Baseball shines through its chaos. One second, a routine grounder turns into a fielding disaster. The next? Someone makes a catch that laughs in the face of physics.

Take a moment to enjoy baseball’s beautiful absurdity today. Each play showcases unexpected errors, athletic brilliance, and pure luck that define this game.

John Jay’s Barehanded Catch

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The Cardinals-Reds rivalry got even spicier on a hot July afternoon in 2014. A line drive shot toward center field at rocket speed. Jay (St. Louis Cardinals) dove, but the ball bounced off his glove.

His reflexes kicked in faster than a cat spotting a cucumber. He snatched the ball barehanded before it hit dirt. The crowd went absolutely bonkers. That catch saved the game in the ninth inning with the score tied.

“My body just reacted,” Jay explained later. “I didn’t realize I’d caught it until I felt the weight in my hand.”

Buckon’s Recovery Catch

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Pure determination powered Buckon (Colorado Rockies) during the 2018 Wild Card game. A sharp liner screamed toward left field. He dove but stumbled hard on the warning track, looking completely out of position.

Somehow, he recovered and snagged the ball while practically horizontal to the ground. Fans couldn’t believe their eyes. His stubborn refusal to give up secured the out and kept his team’s slim lead intact.

Adams Makes the Catch

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Athletic ability took center stage when Adams (Washington Nationals) made his play during a crucial September game. Tracking a liner, he charged forward with stunning speed. He stretched out fully horizontal, defying gravity.

Adams grabbed the ball just before it hit grass. The stadium erupted in a standing ovation. These displays show baseball’s artistic side – the kind that makes you spill your overpriced beer in excitement.

Pacho’s Foul Tip Catch

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Jordan Pacho (Arizona Diamondbacks) showed superhuman reflexes in last season’s All-Star Game. The batter barely connected with the pitch. A foul tip rocketed backward toward Pacho’s mask.

With reaction time that would make a fighter pilot jealous, he snared it mid-air. The fans lost their minds. Most people don’t realize that catchers have less than a quarter-second to react to foul tips – about the time it takes to blink.

Uncovered Home Plate Chaos

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Picture this scene: an ordinary pop fly transforms into total mayhem. A high popup floated above the infield. Then the ball took a weird spin back toward home plate.

Everyone scrambled as the catcher chased the ball. The batter, now running, spotted third base open. Then he noticed something else – nobody covered home! He slid across the plate, winning the game on a play that looked like organized confusion.

During the 2019 World Series, something similar happened when both the pitcher and catcher for the Houston Astros chased a popup. The runner on third couldn’t believe his luck.

Running Into the Fielder

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Baserunning demands quick thinking. A batter hit a sharp grounder and sprinted toward first. Mid-stride, he collided with the first baseman (Chicago Cubs). Down went the fielder.

The umpire immediately signaled out. Interference on the runner ended the inning. This odd moment taught viewers about one of baseball’s more obscure rules that nobody remembers until it happens.

Wong Over-Slid

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Even pros struggle with momentum control. Wong (St. Louis Cardinals) tried stealing second during a playoff game and slid with too much gusto. He zoomed right past the bag like it insulted his mother.

The second baseman (Los Angeles Dodgers) easily tagged him out. His over-excitement cost his team a crucial baserunner. The fine line between aggressive baserunning and recklessness often decides tight games.

Francisco Lindor’s Wild Pitch

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Ever seen a superstar look completely clueless? Francisco Lindor (Cleveland Indians, now Cleveland Guardians) stood frozen at the plate. The pitcher (Boston Red Sox) threw something that resembled a butterfly having a seizure.

The ball sailed way outside the strike zone. Lindor didn’t move a muscle. The umpire called strike three. Fans couldn’t decide whether to cheer or question their eyesight.

This bizarre moment highlighted baseball’s subjective nature. Sometimes even the best players in the world look like they’ve never seen a baseball before.

Pitch Slipped Out of Hand

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Pitching requires precision, but stuff happens. The pitcher (Miami Marlins) wound up for his delivery. The ball escaped his fingers mid-motion like a slippery bar of soap.

It pathetically dribbled a few feet forward. Fans laughed. The pitcher stared at his hand as if it had betrayed him. His expression perfectly captured the universal feeling of “well, that wasn’t supposed to happen.”

When Madison Bumgarner (San Francisco Giants) experienced this exact embarrassment, reporters asked what went wrong. His deadpan response: “The ball got wet.”

Quick Pitched

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Rules maintain order in baseball’s chaos. A Yankees pitcher noticed the batter (Boston Red Sox) adjusting his gloves. He rushed a fastball before the batter could prepare.

The sneaky move backfired when the umpire stepped in and waved it off. Baseball etiquette matters almost as much as the written rules – something the pitcher learned the hard way.

Shattered Bat Home Run

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Physics took a vacation at Wrigley Field that day. The batter (Chicago Cubs) swung against a blazing fastball. His bat exploded into splinters upon contact, practically disintegrating.

Somehow, the ball still soared over the center field wall. The broken bat home run won the game. Fans stared in disbelief as the batter rounded the bases holding just the handle.

“I thought I’d fouled it off,” the hitter explained later. “Then I saw the outfielder keep running back and realized something weird just happened.” Hitting a home run with a broken bat ranks somewhere between winning the lottery and seeing Bigfoot riding a unicorn.

Kinsler Kick Off Glove

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Great fielders improvise when things go sideways. Kinsler (Detroit Tigers) charged a sharp grounder during the 2017 playoffs. The ball took a nasty hop and bounced off his glove.

Without hesitation, he kicked the ball upward, grabbed it mid-air, and threw to first. The play looked like something from a soccer-baseball hybrid sport nobody knew existed.

Cole’s Stuck Ball

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Some baseball moments break the laws of physics. Cole (Houston Astros) threw a fastball that the batter (New York Yankees) popped straight up. The ball went perfectly vertical and seemed to stop moving.

It hung in the air like time itself had paused. Players stared upward, mouths open. For a weird moment, everyone in the stadium focused on a tiny white dot that refused to obey gravity.

Brinson Tripped

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Baseball delivers slapstick comedy alongside athletic brilliance. Brinson (Miami Marlins) hit a grounder and burst from the batter’s box. Three steps in, disaster struck.

He tripped over absolutely nothing. Down he went, face-first into the dirt. The crowd erupted in that special kind of laughter reserved for seeing someone else’s embarrassment. Brinson’s teammates would ensure this moment lived forever in clubhouse lore.

During a charity game last summer, a similar incident involved three players all diving for the same ball, missing completely, and creating a human pretzel on the infield.

Seino Slipped

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Weather creates unexpected challenges. Seino (Seattle Mariners) charged a routine grounder during a rain-delayed game. The wet field proved as treacherous as an ice rink covered in banana peels.

His feet shot out from under him. He transformed from professional athlete to accidental slip-n-slide participant in a heartbeat. The ball rolled past while he performed an unintentional belly flop.

Sprinklers Activate

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Field maintenance sometimes creates pure comedy. During the seventh inning of a tense playoff game between the Atlanta Braves and Philadelphia Phillies, sprinklers suddenly erupted from the infield. Water sprayed everywhere without warning.

Players scattered like cats avoiding a bath. The groundskeeper sprinted from the dugout, face contorted in panic. Nature reminded everyone that sometimes, the most elaborate plans fall apart because someone set the timer wrong.

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Spencer Rickles was born and raised in Atlanta and has followed the Braves closely for the last 25 years, going to many games every season since he was a child.